Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20080127


	Archive 20080127
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		Jaakko
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Nils]
The Meat To Eat butcher is closing down.

[Jaakko]
What? The place that did
the decent carnivore foods?

[Nils]
Ja. The bunny-huggers run all
the best places out in the end.

[Jaakko]
This is TRAGIC. Where do I
go now for reindeer sausage?

[Nils]
I liked the "meat sausage" myself.

[Panel 2]
[Jaakko]
The one at the bottom of the
list under "goat" and "iguana"?

[Nils]
That's the one. Produce
of more than one phylum.

Still, this does have an upside.

[Jaakko]
How do you make that?

[Nils]
Well, they're selling
everything off cheap.

[Panel 3]
[Jaakko]
Half-price polar-bear cutlets?

[Nils]
The kitchen gear.

[Jaakko]
You mean.....?

[Nils]
The sausage machine.

[Jaakko]
You bought it?

[Nils]
I put my name down.

[Panel 4]
[Jaakko]
So now we make our own!

[Nils]
All we need is a
friend at Smithfield.

[Jaakko]
I will ask my uncle. He has a spare
red deer in his freezer, I know.

[Nils]
He has what?

[Jaakko]
For the cat, but it must
get bored with eating deer.