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[Panel 1]
[Voice]
Hullo. Are you satisfied with
your current God supplier?

[Bell]
I'm sorry, what?

[Voice]
If you switch now, you can
benefit from fixed rates
for the first three months.

[Bell]
I think we already...

[Panel 2]
[Voice]
All right, I can see you're a canny
customer. I shouldn't be doing
this, but I can get you a special
deal where you don't even have to
go to church except once a month.

[Bell]
Doesn't that sort
of take the point
away from the
whole business?

[Voice]
Look, just show me your last
God bill, and I'm sure I'll be
able to point out savings you
could make by switching to us.

[Panel 3]
[Bell]
I'm fairly sure we have
all the gods we need.

[Voice]
...could I speak to the
man of the house?

[Bell]
Why? Aren't women worth saving?

[Voice]
Um well, Eve, um...

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
It was all Adam's fault, you
know. Put the blame on anyone
who couldn't get out of
the way fast enough.

[Voice]
But but serpent
temptation but...

[Bell]
Just a minute, then.

Nils! Salesmen! Got 'em
softened up for you!



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