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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Well? That wasn't so bad, was it?

[Steve]
Bah. It'll be worse next year.

[Bell]
The cup final's OVER. And
the window mesh can sit
and rust in the yard.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Oh, hi Bell. Steve, have
you still got that window
mesh you had up yesterday?

[Steve]
Might do. Why? You're
on the first floor.

[Nils]
Mrs Organic Wholemeal Cafe says
could she borrow them because
she's worried about burglars.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
I offered to lend her the
slaughterbot but she didn't seem
to think that was a good idea.

[Steve]
Course not. What you want for
burglars is claymore mines.

[Bell]
Surely if you have splattered bits
of burglar all over the kitchen you
can't claim to be vegan any more?

[Nils]
OR cruelty-free.

[Panel 4]
[Steve]
Anyway, tell her if she wants to
lug 'em over she can have 'em.

[Nils]
I'll get the sack
truck. Bell, d'you
want to help?

[Bell]
Oh dear I
think my back's
just gone.

[Nils]
Fair enough, more home-made honey
and ginger biscuits for me...



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