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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Panic!

[Ginny]
Do we have to?

[Jaakko]
What is your panic ticket number?

[Nils]
The roof is on fire!

[Panel 2]
[Jaakko]
But if that were the case the
fire alarms would be going off.

[Alarm]
[style octagon]
[textcolour maroon3]
WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK

[Ginny]
Oh, that's nice, they've got a new alarm.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Yes, I am willing to admit
that you are the most relaxed
and cool person in the office,
but could we get on with
fleeing for our lives now?

[Jaakko]
You are QUITE
sure this is not
another drill?

[Alarm]
WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK

[Nils]
Ten-metre flames coming out
of that little grey box by
the air conditioning plant.

[Panel 4]
[Jaakko]
Surströmming containment breach!

[Ginny]
Go directly to panic. Do
not pass go. Do not collect
personal belongings.

[Jaakko]
Too late for the stairs, we will
have to use the emergency slide.

[Nils]
No saying "wheeeee" this time...


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