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[Panel 1]
[Ginny]
Ready for the Christmas
party tomorrow?

[Nils]
I thought we weren't
having one because of the
bank getting ready to
close down this office.

[Ginny]
What?

[Nils]
Yeah, because of that
thing we don't talk about
because it upsets Bell.

[Panel 2]
[Ginny]
No, I can see that.

It's just that we
seem to be on entirely
different rumour networks.

[Nils]
Less rumours, more the senior
managers don't know how to use
encryption, and the same
keyword-search program they
installed to scan everyone's email
in case they're planning to get a
better job works on them too.

[Panel 3]
[Jaakko]
Is that not a tiny bit illegal?

[Nils]
They started it!

[Ginny]
Yes, an argument
that often
convinces
the courts.

[Jaakko]
So what will we do if they
do close this place down?

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
Collect on the great big
penalty clause in our contract,

convert it all into
gin and vodka,

and try to die of
liver failure before
the lights go out.

[Ginny]
Something tells me
you HAVE been talking
about this with Bell.

[Nils]
She favours absinthe.



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