Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20200906


	Archive 20200906
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		Elizabeth
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
Can mice transmit COVID?

[Nils]
No. Nor pigs.
(Don't tell Jaakko.)

[Elizabeth]
It's just that we can't exactly
keep the mice here, can we?

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Set the cheeses on them
if they wander too far?

[Elizabeth]
Have you been CHECKING
the cheeses lately?

I think Beatrice has
been out visiting.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Fairly sure a cheese
can't transmit it.

[Elizabeth]
Not exactly the sort
of thing they do
studies on, is it?

[Nils]
Anyway, she has a job to do, no
time for quarantine violations!

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
I reckon she has
a boyfriend
in North London.

[Nils]
How d'you make
that out?

[Elizabeth]
Half-dissolved bus tickets.

[Nils]
But you can't even GET
bus tickets any more!