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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Well, that's it. The boiler has
finally given up the ghost.

[Citz]
Possibly literally, judging
by the wailing of the damned
escaping from it at last.

I'm off.

[Bell]
Not asking. So where
do we find a new
one in a hurry?

[Nils]
Fifth cupboard in the kitchen,
in the box labelled "Cheesy
Wiggles Bulk Pack, danger
inflammable, do not move".

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
What?

[Nils]
Well, it was there
when Steve and I
boarded it all over.

He got a good deal on
the original boiler,
so he bought a spare.

[Bell]
"Cheesy Wiggles"?

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
He didn't want anyone opening
the box before it was needed.

[Bell]
Well, I suppose that
solves half the problem.
Now to get it fitted.

[Nils]
I think Jaz is
at a loose end.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Oh come on, he's a sparkie.

[Nils]
But he knows a plumber,
and the plumber
knows a gas man...

[Bell]
That's all very well
and thank you I suppose.
But I wanted to solve
the problem myself!

[Nils]
Oh. Sorry. Hang on,
I'll come in again and
talk about fireworks...



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