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[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
But I don't see WHY she'd
want a demon boiler when
you can get perfectly good
fire vampires at Comet.

[Nils]
I don't think
she goes to the
same branch of
Comet as you.

[Elizabeth]
Derleth's Fire Vampires,
not Wandrei's, obviously.

[Nils]
Obviously.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Does it ever trouble you, trying
to end the world with fictional
beings when nobody can even
agree on what they look like?

[Elizabeth]
Fiction is just a label
used by the small-minded
to dismiss things they are
not ready to understand.

A foolish
consistency,
and all that.

[Nils]
Does it really matter how many
tentacles a shoggoth has when
it's chewing off your arm?

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
Exactly!

…are you making fun of me?

[Nils]
I wouldn't do that! If
your lot do turn out to
be right, I want the
best possible outcome!

[Elizabeth + Nils]
Being eaten first.

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
And of course I'll extend you the
same courtesy if we beat you to it.
Just check your Facebook profile.

[Elizabeth]
But I don't have
a… aha. Cunning.

[Nils]
They were going to
build one for you
anyway. I just
got there first.

Congratulations, you're an
expert in robot vulnerabilities
and ethical debugging.



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