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[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
Arrr!

[Bell]
Oh not you too.

That was YESTERDAY.

[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
Every day be talkin'
like a pirate day!

Thanks to the
Statute of Anne.

[Bell]
I'm going to regret
not leaving, aren't I?

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
That be the black day in 1710
when they be puttin' violatin'
of copyrights as a crime like
plunderin' on the high seas!

[Bell]
From the lack of
cutlass, I can
make an assumption.

[Elizabeth]
And our students be wantin' to
read the papers some scurvy
dog wrote fifty years ago!
Without bein' payin' through
the nose (and other places)!

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
Avast ye Elsevier swabs,
prepare to be boarded!

[Bell]
Um, I think I'll
just go away now.

[Elizabeth]
Ye can't touch pitch and
not be mucked, lass!

If anyone asks, I was in
the pub reading about flower
arranging all evening.



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