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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
What's up?

[Bell]
Your drone, in the trees
down the road again?

[Nils]
No, I mean, I
can't help feeling
something's MISSING.

[Bell]
I think Elizabeth is off being
Muddy and Evil somewhere.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
No, no, it's...

That's it! I haven't
had a braai for AGES!

[Bell]
True. I thought I'd
been eating sensibly
for a while.

[Nils]
I'll get onto
World of Goat and
see if I can get
a nice big haunch.

[Bell]
What, no wildebeest?

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Nobody raises them in this country,
so you can't get 'em fresh.

It's probably the
climate. I expect
they all get
terminal foot-rot.

[Bell]
That doesn't stop the sheep!

[Nils]
Yes, but a sheep WANTS to die.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Be fair, it wants to
escape and then to die.

[Nils]
And if it can take
a farmer with it,
so much the better.

[Bell]
While dying of foot-rot?

[Nils]
They're only stupid the rest of
the time so that they can use
all of their brain cells to come
up with cunning omnicidal Plots.



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