[Panel 1]
[Nils]
It... is... alive!
[Bell]
Oh, no, you don't
fool me that easily.
[Nils]
What?
[Bell]
You want me to panic, and
then you'll tell me that Spot
has managed to vacuum up your
cuff-links or something.
[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Do I do that?
[Bell]
Just once in
a while.
[Nils]
Anyway, nothing
to do with the
Slaughterbot.
[Bell]
OK... tell me the worst...
[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Infra-red cellar monitoring!
[Bell]
But I already know
where the cellar is.
[Nils]
But do you know which
barrels are on the turn?
[Bell]
The Owd Bogtrotter's past
its best, but the people
who like it don't care.
[Panel 4]
[Nils]
But this will tell you when the
best bitter's about to go off,
and you should offer it half-
price to get it finished up.
[Bell]
That might actually be useful.
So... why is it alive?
[Nils]
Well, I had to write a virtual
cellar to train it, and it's
just tried to order seven
million barrels of porter...
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