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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Doing all right with
the latest rules?

[Bell]
Could have been worse.
At least I can still
keep the pub open.
Till ten, anyway.

[Nils]
I do wonder… if nobody came
in after that it wouldn't make
any difference to the disease.
So who goes INTO a pub just
an hour before closing time?

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
People who'd be better off
in a nightclub, or at least a
pub that isn't mine. Thrown
out. Doing a pub crawl.

Or they tanked up at home but
still want the company to
prove they aren't alcoholics.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Well, I suppose if
you WANT to be drunk…

[Bell]
Still, it's all good
for the economy.

[Nils]
You'd think they'd bypass the shops
and bars and stuff and just
extract people's money directly.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Amazon and Netflix, you mean?

[Nils]
Only paying actual tax.

[Bell]
Oh come on, haven't you heard?
Nobody pays tax any more. It
only gets spent on poor people.

[Nils]
Or on huge contracts for
software that doesn't work, but
they fired everyone who knows
one end of a keyboard from
the other so they can't tell…



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