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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Pub, dammit! I just had the
place up and running again.

[Nils]
SO much more important
that schools stayed open.

[Elizabeth]
Close alle the tauernes, theatres
and other Lowe Places thatte this
Curse may be lifted from us!

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
And meanwhile the virus is
apparently taking Christmas off.

Except here
and in the
home counties.

[Elizabeth]
Harinder and Variam at the
corner shop are going to be
swamped. About the only place
round here that IS essential.

[Bell]
Christmas Bubbles. I ask you.
Every time I think they've
plumbed the depths of idiocy…

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
All must celebrate a proper
Victorian Christmas! The whole
family gathered round the fire,
waiting to find out which of
them Daddy's going to sell
to the dogfood factory.

[Bell]
And catch up with London
rates of infection just as all
the supply chains collapse
because of That Thing.

[Nils]
Are you saying I should get
out my leather and spikes?

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
No, there's only room for one
dread warlord of the post-
apocalyptic hellscape round here.

[Elizabeth]
And Ginny's
already
got the job.

[Nils]
…fair, I can't think
of anyone else who'd
do it better.


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