[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
Gosh. What a complete surprise.
I should certainly never have
expected that to happen.
[Nils]
Politician lies?
Microsoft doesn't work?
[Elizabeth]
Work's cancelled
the Christmas Ball.
[Nils]
They got the wind up?
[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
blah, blah, uncertainty, blah,
official advice is ambiguous,
blah, cautious approach.
I.e. they got
the wind up.
[Nils]
Ah, so we can't get sued for
forcing you to come into the
office, but we don't actively
want you to die so we won't
do this other thing too.
[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
Also of the ten people in my
mob five wrote to complain,
four more said they wouldn't go,
and only one said he would.
[Nils]
Why?
[Elizabeth]
He's just had a bad breakup and
I think he wanted to drown his
sorrows, throw up on the
Vice-Chancellor, you know,
traditional Christmas stuff.
[Panel 4]
[Nils]
But that's what kak pubs are for!
Except the Vice-
Chancellor bit,
that's probably
kak wine bars.
[Elizabeth]
And it wouldn't work as well if
the VC hadn't paid for the wine.
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