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	Archive 20231001
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		Bell
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Evening, Nils. Hope you're hungry.

[Nils]
Thirsty, mostly.

What's up?

[Bell]
Scotch eggs.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
I'm interested.

[Bell]
Experimental.

[Nils]
More interested.

[Bell]
With black pudding.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Sold.

[Bell]
Well, no, that's the problem.

[Bell]
I didn't check the dates
when I got the eggs
from the wholesaler.

[Nils]
So…?

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Can't sell them, need to get rid of
them before they actually go bad.
So if I could pay you a pittance to
take them away…?

[Nils]
Just as soon as I check
that I haven't died
and gone to heaven.

[Bell]
You? Heaven?

[Nils]
Harsh but fair.