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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Phew! About time to have
a break and cool off.

[Elizabeth]
Fire must be
hot for to rosten
the swine.

[Bell]
Er, all right, but maybe
in modern English?

[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
Oh. Sorry. I fall back
on my mother tongue.

[Bell]
Anyway, lots of people full of pig
in a bun. Mission accomplished.
except for the washing-up.

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
And the happy couple seen off
to wherever they're going.

[Bell]
Oh, is this
a wedding? I
hadn't noticed.

[Elizabeth]
They came past and thanked
us, but I think you were
carving at the time.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Probably. So much carving.
Everything starts to look
like part of a pig.

[Elizabeth]
No carving the guests.
I put it in your contract.

[Bell]
You're no fun any more. But
maybe with some garlic salt…



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