[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
Bell, I know this is a silly
question, but where do you
usually keep the mugs?
[Bell]
Left-hand cupboard.
near the sink.
[Elizabeth]
Tried there.
[Bell]
I won't insult your
intelligence by
asking about the
draining-board....
[Elizabeth]
Empty. I put it
all away in case
there was a mug
somewhere
in the heap.
[Bell]
Heh.
[Elizabeth]
It's not funny.
I NEED my TEA!
[Panel 2]
[Bell]
Uh-oh.
This is a
CRISIS!
I'm going to have to
introduce you to the
Red Alert Mug Routine.
[Elizabeth]
You what?
[Nils]
It's her little joke. It means
she goes round the house
hunting down the feral mugs
with an elephant gun.
[Elizabeth]
She what?
[Bell]
It's his little joke. Obviously
I wouldn't shoot mugs; they
wouldn't be any good for
holding coffee afterwards.
[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!
[Bell]
Nils, I think it's time I
hoovered your room again.
[Elizabeth]
MUG!
[Nils]
No. Oh no.
Not my room you don't.
Excuse me.
[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
I don't understand.
[Bell]
They always end up in there.
Once he's put them down
and they've been there
more than ten minutes, he
stops noticing them at all.
He claims it's because
they're not moving.
[Nils]
#voice through doorway
I always bring them back when
they DO start to move....
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