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	Archive 20060306
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		Bell
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Nils, have you got any idea what
on earth's up with Elizabeth?

[Nils]
Haven't seen her. Sorry.

[Bell]
Well, exactly. She
came in just now and
went straight to her
room without even
making a cup of tea.

[Nils]
She must be ill! This is serious!

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
And this morning she wandered
into my room and asked to
borrow a plain black t-shirt.

[Nils]
That's not like her?

[Bell]
No. And she was wearing black
jeans and a black jumper, I
don't know where she got THEM.

[Nils]
Maybe she's in mourning for
Chaucer or something, like
she's just realised he's dead?

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Or maybe she's broken up with a
boyfriend I didn't know about?

[Bell]
Oh. Could be, I
suppose. She did
mutter something
about someone
called Oscar.

[Nils]
Donner! The Oscars, Bell, the
Oscars! They were last night.

[Bell]
Oh hell, I'm an idiot -- Miyazaki
was up for one, wasn't he?

[Nils]
Yeah. Wallace and Gromit won.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Oh. Well, I suppose that's not too
bad -- they're English anyway.

[Bell]
They're even good
Northern lads...

[Nils]
I hate to break it to
you, Bell, but they're
based in Bristol.

[Bell]
Waaaaah!

And Elizabeth's got my
only plain black t-shirt!