Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20060305


	Archive 20060305
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		Bell
		Elizabeth
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Bell]
You still haven't done anything
about that light in the kitchen.

[Nils]
The one that's flickering?

[Bell]
Yes. It's going to drive me insane.

[Nils]
Insaner.

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
#<grum>
So when are you going to fix it?

[Nils]
Why me? Lightbulbs are
a hardware problem.

[Bell]
You're technically the
landlord, remember?

[Nils]
Yeah, but housekeeping
is woman's work.

[Bell]
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
# in doorway
I just changed that tube in the
kitchen that was flickering.

[Nils]
I knew it was
woman's work!

[Elizabeth]
Mind you, it
was a shame to
do it. You realise
it was flickering
in Morse?

[Bell]
Let me guess... an
obscure text from
fourteen hundred?

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
No, actually. Last time I looked it
was in the middle of stanza
seventeen of The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner.

[Bell]
Aargh!

[Nils]
Oh, was that
what it was?

I made it a
modem handshake.
1200/75, I think.

[Bell]
Aaaaaaaaaargh!

I'm trapped in a house
with a pair of loonies!

# big gap
ANYONE could see it was
the rhythm track from the
Ampersand Band's last single.