[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
If we are going to
cook we need to be
a bit organised.
[Bell]
#(unenthusiastic)
I suppose.
[Nils]
What for? Cooking's easy.
[Elizabeth]
I was thinking more about
buying the ingredients.
[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Ingredients? Plural?
[Nils]
You just take some
meat out of the
freezer and point
a flamethrower
at it for a bit,
then you eat it.
[Elizabeth]
Nils, you are meant to have
SOME vitamins in your diet...
[Nils]
Yes, I know. I take some
in pills every day. A on
Monday, B on Tuesday...
and at weekends I take
a handful at random.
[Panel 3]
[Bell]
There are vitamins in stew.
[Bell]
Which is what I cook.
[Elizabeth]
#off-panel
Is that ALL?
[Bell]
I CAN do
scrambled
eggs.
[Bell]
And sponge cake.
[Bell]
But I don't. Ever. OK?
[Panel 4]
[Nils]
I'm noticing a trend here.
[Nils]
If you only cook things
beginning with S...
[Nils]
How about soufflé?
[Bell]
NO chance.
[Bell]
I could make you a nice
sardine and strychnine
sandwich if you want...
[Nils]
Pax? I've got the end of a
salmanazar of Stellenbosch
Sauvignon in the kitchen.
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