Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20080518


	Archive 20080518
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		Bell
		Elizabeth

[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
You know this wedding
thing of Ginny's?

[Bell]
Yeah. It almost
seems a shame that
I don't do cooking.

[Elizabeth]
It does sound as if
it could be fun.

[Bell]
Maybe her cousin would go
for a medieval banquet.
Then you could do it.

[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
What, with frumenty and
farts and things like that?

[Bell]
I was thinking more
about how you'd get hold
of an ox to roast whole.

[Elizabeth]
The trouble with that
is the vegetarians.

[Bell]
If you listen to Nils, the trouble
is ALWAYS the vegetarians.

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
When you want to cook Medieval,
the real trouble is anachronism.

[Bell]
How d'you mean?
Gas rings?

[Elizabeth]
No, that the sort of people
who can afford it are the same
sort who wouldn't notice
baked potatoes and turkey.

[Bell]
Ginny's family would
probably know better.

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
You know, you really ought to do
it. They might be good people.

[Bell]
But I've said I
don't do cooking...

[Elizabeth]
Um... we could say you were me?

[Bell]
Cooking in a red wig?

[Elizabeth]
And some glasses. Nobody
would notice, would they?