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# at home
[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Oh, hi, Elizabeth.

Anything good at the shops?

[Elizabeth]
Seventeen new synthetic sugar
drinks for the kiddies where
the fruit and veg used to be.

Oh, and my resignation
letter from humanity.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
I thought that was
Bell's line. What's up?

[Elizabeth]
They were selling lettuce.

[Nils]
Not a terrible thing to
fill with minced meat,
though bread is better.

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
They were selling
lettuce grown in Israel.

[Nils]
What? That makes
as much sense as
growing rice in Sydney.

[Elizabeth]
I mean, I'll buy pak choi when
I'm in the mood, but they grow
that in Essex these days.

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
And even if I LIKED Israel...

[Nils]
Or lettuce.

[Elizabeth]
Or supermarkets.

How much of our roof can
we plant with veg before
the council stops us?

[Nils]
This council? It'll fall
in under the weight first.



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