[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
My dad's got the plague. Maybe.
[Nils]
Maybe?
[Elizabeth]
He's got the
symptoms, but
he hasn't had
a test yet.
[Nils]
Aren't you supposed
to get tested within
[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
Five days, yes. So he went on
the website to order one and
there's two weeks' waiting time.
[Nils]
No wonder the
reported cases
are going down!
[Elizabeth]
Or you can drive to a hospital.
If you drive. And he knows better
than to do that even when he
DOESN'T have a high fever.
[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Mobile testing vans?
[Elizabeth]
You know who tells
you where they are?
[Nils]
Uh-oh.
[Elizabeth]
The local council.
[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
Who are about as competent
at putting stuff on a web
page as mum's cat. Probably
less, he's a fairly smart cat.
So if you've got
symptoms, you're
apparently supposed
to wander around
town, looking for…
[Nils]
Brains?
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