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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Argh?

[Nils]
Argh.

[Bell]
Anybody might think
running a country was
difficult or something.

[Nils]
All going to hel in
a mandjie, really…

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
No proper rubbish collection so the
bins stink and we get rats again…

[Nils]
"Power company" middlemen who had
no reason to exist in the first
place screaming for a bail-out…

[Bell]
Inviting over a few thousand lorry
drivers when we need twenty times
that, AND telling them to naff
off on Christmas Eve so we don't
have any foreign-looking people
here to Spoil Christmas.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
They'll probably spend Christmas
stuck in a queue for Dover again.

If they're daft enough to give
up their existing jobs for
lower pay and longer hours
and everybody hating them.

[Bell]
And poultry workers though. Can't
have Christmas without turkey.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Turkey and old boot soup, at this rate.

[Nils]
By candlelight? No,
we'll need the candles
to fight off the rats.

[Bell]
And they'll STILL wrap
themselves in a flag and
win the next election.

[Nils]
You are in error. Nobody
is screaming. Thank you
for your cooperation.



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