[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
I hate summer.
[Nils]
What? What's to hate? Warm
(sometimes even hot)…
…people being happy…
…standard holiday rail
strikes stopping the place
from filling up with People…
[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
Oh, I agree that's all fine. But
the sunshine really shows up where
I haven't cleaned my room all year.
[Nils]
Send the slaughterbot round.
[Elizabeth]
I have. But they
don't clean windows.
And then there are all the books.
[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
Books collect dust like
nothing else on earth.
[Nils]
I know a bloke
who's restoring
a W.1 turbojet.
Set it on high and
it ought to solve
the dust problem.
[Elizabeth]
And the cobweb problem and the
books not being on fire problem.
[Panel 4]
[Nils]
Um
Scorpions
eat spiders.
I expect Jaakko
knows someone who
keeps scorpions.
[Elizabeth]
Yes, you could have a
scorpion as a flatmate
instead of me, but
would it pay rent?
A gecko, now, that's an idea.
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