Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20060219


	Archive 20060219
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		Bell
		Camille
		Elizabeth
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
So Camille is a hero.

[Nils]
Yes, Order of
Lenin, about
32nd Class,
no bar.

He didn't DO anything.
Just hummed a bit.

[Camille]
[style 8way]
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Bell]
# offstage
Eeeek!

[Elizabeth]
Obviously that's his role in life.

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
What I want to know is how
the cat got in, so we can
stop it doing it again.

[Nils]
Teleported.

[Bell]
I refuse to believe in teleporting
cats. My grip on sanity is tenuous
enough right now, thank you.

[Nils]
But all cats can teleport --
everyone knows that.

[Bell]
I don't. What's more I WON'T.
And I won't have it either.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
OK then, it walks through walls.

[Bell]
Nnnnng!

[Elizabeth]
You pinched that from Heinlein.

The explanation is obvious,
anyhow. It just walked
in with me or Bell.

We wouldn't see it if it
were moving, would we...

[Bell]
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
I think it's a lot simpler than that.

You're always making fun of me for
coming from a hot country and having thin
blood and making a fuss about the cold...

So maybe now you'll admit I might
just have some sense when I ask you
to SHUT THE BLOODY WINDOWS?

[Bell]
[size 7]
# small, off-panel
Er...

[Elizabeth]
[size 7]
# small, off-panel
Oops.