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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
This has to be a first.

[Bell]
What does?

[Nils]
This leaflet.

[Bell]
You mean it's not a
God-gifted African
spiritualist offering
to sort out our
sex-lives and finances
and take off the evil
eye, established 2003?

[Nils]
Nope. It's from the parish church.


[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
I didn't know we had one of those.

[Bell]
Oh, of course we do! Everyone
does. It's one of the rules.

[Elizabeth]
Well, yes, every day is God-day,
but not ordinary parish churches.
Not round here.

[Bell]
What do they want, Nils?


[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Jumble.

[Bell]
What?

[Nils]
Jumble.

[Bell]
But that's ridiculous.
NOBODY asks for jumble
for churches any more!

Are you sure it isn't a
charity shop really?

[Nils]
It says it's for a church hall.


[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
Do they mean IN the church hall?

[Nils]
No, I think they
want to build one.

[Elizabeth]
Oh, I can just see it!
Walls made of wellies...

Would old socks be
good roofing-felt?

[Bell]
HIS would! They'd keep off
the rain AND the burglars.



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