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# In the pub - nobody else about
[Panel 1]
[Steve]
'Ere, Bell, I need to
ask you something.

[Bell]
It wasn't me.

Nobody saw me.

You can't prove anything.

[Steve]
I've got no complaints about your
work... well, not too many...

[Bell]
Too kind.

[Panel 2]
[Steve]
...but how long are you
planning to keep working here?

[Bell]
Hadn't really thought about it.

[Steve]
If you want your own place, I know
some blokes in town who are looking
to get out because of the smoking
ban. And a few in the west country,
and one up in Chester...

[Panel 3]
[Bell]
What, all that paperwork and
inspection? Give me a break.
Not to mention proving I'm a
fit and proper person. One look
at my music collection and
THAT'll be out of the window.

[Steve]
Give it some thought, eh? Working
as bar staff is no way to get your
old age taken care of. It's not
that great even if you're the boss.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
It's all right, I've got a
foolproof system for the Lottery.

[Steve]
You've got WHAT?

[Bell]
You know how Mandi gets
ten tickets every week?

[Steve]
Yeah. She's won a
tenner twice so far.

[Bell]
Every week I put ten quid in
the bank. So far this year
I'm two hundred up on her.



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