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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Damn! Another segfault.
Try again...

[Elizabeth]
Nils, stop that a minute.
Have you seen Bell recently?

[Nils]
Yeah, she just went
past with some coffee.

[Elizabeth]
Good. She hasn't been eating much
but at least she's getting fluids.

I'm beginning to think we're
going to have to sit her down
and Talk to her about this.


[Panel 2]
[Nils]
About what?

[Elizabeth]
For Heaven's sake, Nils, don't
you EVER notice anything?

Bell is going into a decline,
and all you think about is
buying in crates of booze!

[Nils]
I DO think about other people.

The booze is to make it hurt
less come the Robot Revolution.
For all of us, obviously.


[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
I think Robin must
have chucked her.

[Nils]
So ask her, why not?

[Elizabeth]
Because if he hasn't
she's going to think
I know something.

Men! You're just no good
at this sort of stuff.

[Nils]
Judging by the way you're
dithering, nor are you.

[Elizabeth]
I never claimed to be.


[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
But wouldn't it be just like him
to chuck her over when he won the
lottery, just so's not to share it!

[Nils]
It won't matter for much longer.

The robots won't care
about the lottery.

[Elizabeth]
Nils, honestly! Anyone would
think you were looking forward
to the robots taking over!

[Nils]
Why d'you think
I'm trying to
get them started?

First it'll be the
vacuum cleaners...



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