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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Right. That's all
the paperwork
signed and sent off.

Gosh. I own a house.

[Nils]
Half a house. I'd paid
for some of it already.

[Bell]
It's still half a house more
than I've ever owned before.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
And of course if I get run
over by a bus it's all yours.

[Bell]
I wonder if that mate of
Steve's is still driving buses?

[Nils]
Too easy to trace. Much better
if you drop some dodgy yeast
into my next batch of beer.

[Bell]
But that would probably kill Jaakko
too, and he's occasionally useful.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Not to mention his girlfriend
would have to swear blood
feud on your entire family.

[Bell]
You're right, it's too much
trouble. I'll just electrocute
you in the shower instead.

[Nils]
Well, I'm glad we
got that sorted out.

It's the sort of thing one ought
to bear in mind when entering a
business relationship, I always feel.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Anyway, you don't
have to worry
about the
mortgage any more.

[Nils]
True. So with
any luck things
should calm
down a bit now.

[Elizabeth]
Death to the lickspittle
running-dog lackeys of the
capitalist oppressor!

Also, the mice are back. What are
you going to do about them, you
landlords, you?



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