[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Lots of people coughing and
sneezing in the pub at the moment.
[Nils]
Ah. Spring.
Plague season.
[Bell]
Nils, did they do the MMR in
South Africa when you were a kid?
[Panel 2]
[Nils]
No idea. I'm sure I had
whatever they offered.
Why?
[Bell]
I'm sure I will have done.
Mum may be a housewife
but she isn't STUPID.
[Nils]
So you won't get measles even
if someone in the pub has it,
which they probably won't
because it's children, isn't it?
[Panel 3]
[Nils]
So you don't have to worry
even if it does get here from
Swansea, which so far it hasn't.
[Bell]
Yes, but if I don't want to get
too close to people I won't be
much good as a barmaid, will I?
[Nils]
I suppose you could wear
a surgical face-mask....
[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Oh sure! And when they ask
me why, what do I say?
"I'm afraid I might catch MMR
from someone with autism?"
[Nils]
Well, it makes as much sense
as the other way round.
[Bell]
I know that, you know that, but
would it convince the punters?
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