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[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
I see that that damn measles
thing is still going on.

[Steve]
It never ought to have
happened in the first place.
That filthy disease belongs
in the Dark Ages, not Swansea.

[Elizabeth]
I didn't know you
cared about it, Steve.


[Panel 2]
[Steve]
I had to talk Bell out of gargling
at someone from behind the bar.

[Nils]
Whisky?

[Steve]
Medical mouthwash!

[Nils]
That may have been my fault.
I told her it ought to kill
99% of all media rumours.


[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
I tell you what: it's
a good thing we don't
subscribe to That Newspaper.

It would be such a nuisance to
have to burn it every day.

[Nils]
I look on anti-vaxxers as I do on
our local Racist Loony candidate.

[Elizabeth]
The sort of person you put up
with to have a freeish society?


[Panel 4]
[Steve]
A bit more likely to die out.

[Elizabeth]
Just a pity they try to take
the rest of us with them...

[Nils]
Well, what else are they meant
to do? Accept that sometimes
bad stuff just happens? And you
can't blame someone else for it?

THAT's not the modern way!



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