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# in the pub
[Panel 1]
[Bell]
So Jaz says the fridge's computer
is dead and he can't get a new one.

[Elizabeth]
Why does the fridge
NEED a computer?

[Nils]
You might as well ask why
a cosmic entity from beyond
space and time NEEDS tentacles.

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
Can't you whip up something
with a Raspberry Pi?

[Nils]
Erk . Relays and mains
switching and custom
hardware protocols.
Not to mention if I
get it wrong we all
die of salmonella.

[Elizabeth]
Wimp. So that means a new fridge.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Ooh. We could get one with
an ice dispenser. And a bit
taller so that it wouldn't have
all that wasted space on top.

[Elizabeth]
I don't think they
make them taller
than that one.

[Nils]
Maybe we could put a
little one underneath?

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
You hang on to your fantasies.
I'm going to look at World
O' Chilly Stuff and see what
they can deliver SOON.

[Elizabeth]
Yes, I'm sorry we're
taking up space in
your fridges here...

[Bell]
It's not that . I just don't
want Nils to get into the
habit of wandering behind the
bar whenever he feels peckish.



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