[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Hey, are you in this discount
scheme thingy? We could
[Bell]
It doesn't apply to alcohol.
Because all drinkers are
Nasty People who should be
Stopped, and the pub is the
worst form of drinking.
[Nils]
You could sell me a sheaf
of barley which would mysteri-
ously ferment in my glass?
[Panel 2]
[Bell]
Even if I could, it's only a tenner
off your bill, so on one of your
sessions you wouldn't even notice.
[Nils]
How about a twenty
quid "meal" which
comes with a lot
of free beer?
[Bell]
I don't need the hassle.
[Panel 3]
[Bell]
Anyway, it's like the VAT
thing, just another handout
to the loudest lobbying group.
Everyone's queueing up for them.
[Nils]
No reason you
shouldn't get your
share, though, right?
[Bell]
I'm not in this to make a fortune,
I'm here to run a decent pub.
[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Tell you what, if you think it's
worth it, YOU do all the paperwork.
[Nils]
Jislaaik! No, I'll just
start lobbying for relief
payments to home workers
because they haven't
made huge savings by
stopping commuting.
[Bell]
Which you'll then spend in my pub…
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