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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
I was just in Tesbury's and all
the shoppers were wearing masks.

[Bell]
Well glory be.
They're actually
obeying the law?

[Nils]
Who would have thought
that common sense
wouldn't be enough?

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
Approximately everybody who
ever deals with the public?

[Nils]
But none of the STAFF
had masks. Do the rules
not apply to them?

[Bell]
Nope. They can cough over everybody
they want to. Heaven forbid their
employers might have to pay
for their protective gear!

[Panel 3]
[Bell]
Even if they did have to wear
masks, it's not as though the
police would bother to do anything.

[Nils]
Maybe I should use a SCUBA
tank and mask next time.
Should get about two
hours of clean air out
of it. Heavy, though.

[Bell]
Especially when you add
a couple of weeks' shopping.

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
Sack truck.

[Bell]
Why not go the
whole hog and
borrow a wheelchair?

[Nils]
Because I know I wouldn't
be able to resist the urge
to become jet-propelled.



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