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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
What do you think of this for a
sign in the pub? "Please wear
a mask at the bar as having a
mad Finn practise his chainsaw-
sculpture skills on your
face often offends."

[Elizabeth]
Too subtle. And isn't
that going to be in next
week's rules anyway?

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
Yeah, and that's why the new
punters think it doesn't matter
now. Clearly the virus is going to
wait until Friday to infect them.

[Elizabeth]
As a great, er,
man once said,

[Elizabeth]
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I wear no mask.

[Panel 3]
[Bell]
You do in my pub or you're
barred. Even Elder Gods. Over
their noses, mouths AND tentacles.

[Elizabeth]
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Truly, do we not all
wear masks? Even if
most of them look
rather dreary.

[Bell]
But you can just BUY a Mask
of Nyarlathotep now. Ten quid
from Chaosium on Redbubble.

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
All right, but how do YOU know
that? If you had joined Us,
I would have been Informed.

[Bell]
Opened Nils's
parcel by
accident.

[Elizabeth]
Ah, ├Žons-old secrets, laid
bare for ten pounds a pop.

[Bell]
Could be worse, could be
a plush Shub-Niggurath.



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