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[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Why is snow, anyway?

[Nils]
Well, when two water
molecules love each
other very much…

[Bell]
Randomly falling in tiny patches.

Randomly stopping
breweries delivering.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Are you saying we
have a Beer Crisis?

[Bell]
Well, YOU
don't. The pub's
another matter.

And no, I can't take
your homebrew. Even if
it is from Jaakko's rig.
Not certified for sale
to the public.

[Nils]
Jislaaik! What are you going to do?

[Panel 3]
[Bell]
…serve beer from a different brewery.

[Nils]
That's depressingly un-
dramatic. Don't you need
me to steal a truck and
make a daring run through
the snow, or something?

[Bell]
Not going to stop you, but nor
am I going to encourage you.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Especially since I'm pretty sure
you don't have an HGV licence.

[Nils]
How hard can it
be? I've driven
Jaakko's truck.

[Bell]
Which isn't articulated.

[Nils]
No, but it does have rocket
launching rails welded to it…



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