Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20091101


	Archive 20091101
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		Bell
		Computer
		Elizabeth

[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Oh! I didn't hear
you come in.

[Elizabeth]
It's ok, I know you
don't do computers.

[Bell]
I'm not. I just...

[Elizabeth]
And I wouldn't dream
of telling Nils I
caught you at it.

[Bell]
Yes, well...

Jaakko was going on about
bicycles and freecycle again
last night in the Rose.

[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
I do that too, just look at
freecycle and marvel sometimes.

[Bell]
I'm glad it's not just me!

[Elizabeth]
Some of the things people
offer are very strange.

[Bell]
You're telling me!
Look at this one:

[Computer]
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[style octagon]
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Offer: Small box of
cultery, needs to go asap.

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
Eeek!

Black candles, rusty knives,
blood-bowls, and a leather-bound
copy of the Pocket Necronomicon?

[Bell]
Yes ... it's just leather. Really.

[Elizabeth]
I can quite see why she
wants it out of the house!

[Bell]
If she gives it away,
the owner will put her
under a Terrible Curse.

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
He probably would if
it weren't a typo.

[Bell]
Oh, hush. Don't you go
spoiling my illusions.

How about this then?

[Computer]
Offer: baby

[Elizabeth]
I see what you mean. The
cultery's owner would go
for that one like a shot...