Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20091025


	Archive 20091025
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		Bell
		Elizabeth
		Nils
		Steve

[Panel 1]
[Bell]
Bit quiet tonight.

[Steve]
Yeah, I need to get more
punters in early in the week.

[Nils]
You could always try
having a quiz night.

[Elizabeth]
Need to make up some
good questions, though.

[Panel 2]
[Bell]
Hmm. "Name two
bands founded by
Katharine Blake?"

[Steve]
No.

[Elizabeth]
No.

[Nils]
No.

[Steve]
"What bore diameter does the...?"

[Elizabeth]
No.

[Bell]
No.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
155mm. I mean, no.

[Elizabeth]
"In his translation of
Sir Gawain and the Green
Knight, how does Tolkien...?"

[Bell]
Oh come on, you just want to
get more people to read it.

[Elizabeth]
And your point is?

[Nils]
This is no good. At other pubs
they have quizzes about television
and politics and stuff.

[Steve]
Oi!

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
...or so I've heard.

[Elizabeth]
Our brains must be
too highly trained.

[Bell]
We could always make it a
selling point. Quizzes for
people who can still read.

[Steve]
No, Bell, the idea is to
get MORE punters to come in.