Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20100404


	Archive 20100404
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		Bell
		Elizabeth
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Bell]
You'll never guess what
I... hey, what's going on?

[Nils]
Groo. Spring cold I think.

[Elizabeth]
There is no Elizabeth.
There is only the
Virus Collective.

[Bell]
Oh, not again. Stay over
there and don't infect me.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Infecting you would be
far too much like hard work.

[Elizabeth]
Though if you
wouldn't mind
sliding over a
fresh bottle
of gin while
you're here...

[Bell]
I can do better than that!
The trip home at Christmas
won't be wasted after all!

[Elizabeth]
I hate to think what she's
up to. Cue up the next film.

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Thinking is too much like hard
work too. How many versions of
Beowulf do you HAVE, anyway?

[Elizabeth]
Eleven. Including a bootleg
of the Schools TV version.

[Nils]
Jislaaik, we'll be here all night!

[Bell]
Ta-da! Granny's Traditional Tonic.
Mum told me the recipe.

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
I can smell the booze from here.

[Bell]
By the time you wake up again,
your colds will be gone!

[Elizabeth]
But then who will watch the films?

[Nils]
Can't we do that when we're fit?

[Elizabeth]
Oh, no. They're all bad
enough that you don't want
to watch them healthy.

Or sober.