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[Panel 1]
[Elizabeth]
There's another bloke set fire
to his house with a barbecue.

[Bell]
These things are
starting to sound
quite dangerous.

[Nils]
The one in Wales?

Home-made BLEVE, very nice.

[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
And for those of us who
don't speak pyromaniac?

[Nils]
Boiling
Liquid
Expanding
Vapour
Explosion.

[Elizabeth]
And again I ask.

[Nils]
"Don't put hot ashes in
your plastic bin next
to a heating oil tank."

[Elizabeth]
That does seem a bit, well...

[Nils]
Obvious?

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
I was trying to be polite.

[Nils]
Obvious mistakes
are what get you.

[Elizabeth]
I'm sure there's a
fallacy in there somewhere...

[Nils]
If you know you're doing something
hard, you take care with it.

[Elizabeth]
Unconvinced.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Anyway, if you burn the house
down you're paying for it.

[Nils]
When did I EVER
burn anything down?

[Bell]
What about that time you

[Nils]
THAT was on PURPOSE.



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