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[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Did you see the union is
trying to get members again?

[Ginny]
Oh, ah?

[Nils]
One of them buttonholed me as
I was coming back from lunch.

Free ten minute backrub and
a prize draw for a digital
camera if I joined today.

[Panel 2]
[Ginny]
Well, I suppose it's more use
than the "stress counsellors"
they were offering last time.

[Nils]
And maybe if I joined
they'd tell me when they
were going on strike.

[Ginny]
I'd hope so, really.

[Nils]
Last time I accidentally crossed
a picket line when it had
wandered off for a smoke break.

[Panel 3]
[Jaakko]
I thought that unions were
supposed to fight for you when
the bosses mess you about?

[Ginny]
Some of them may. Not round here
though. They like their big lunches
too much to rock the boat.

[Nils]
So today I just told 'em I
was a contractor and they
fled as if I had plague.

[Panel 4]
[Jaakko]
It could be worse. In Finland
the first temperance movements
came out of the unions.

[Nils]
But falling into a drill
press while off your head on
cheap vodka is the inalienable
right of the working man!



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