Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20160918


	Archive 20160918
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		Bell
		Elizabeth
		Jaakko
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Bell]
And then he said dying in a
robot revolution was better than
riots and starvation and so on.

[Jaakko]
Well, I do see
his point. But
some of the
Evangelicals
will be very
unhappy.

[Bell]
Why?

[Jaakko]
Are they not expecting the Rapture?

Not that they would get that
anyhow when fimbulvetr comes.

[Panel 2]
[Elizabeth]
Except the ones who think
it's already happened
and they missed it.

[Bell]
Overslept? Could
be embarrassing.

[Jaakko]
Mostly they seem to tell me
how bad it would be to live
in a world without them in it.

(Actually that does
not seem so very bad.)

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
I don't see why you couldn't
combine them anyway.

Take all the premillenials
off to what they think is
heaven, and replace them with
robots that lurch around
going "kill all humans".

[Nils]
Ah, they're
playing my... oh,
hi Elizabeth.

[Bell]
But what if the robots
get raptured too?

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
I suspect scripture may be
silent on that subject.

[Bell]
If scripture had something
to say about robots, a lot
more people would believe it.

What do you reckon, Nils -
do robots have souls?

[Nils]
Only if they're running
open-source software.