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[Panel 1]
[Jaakko]
Where is Nils?

[Elizabeth]
Soothing the computers after
that thunderstorm. Why?

[Jaakko]
Apparently I
do not exist!

[Elizabeth]
And you turn to NILS for help
in an existential crisis?

[Panel 2]
[Jaakko]
No, I turn to Nils for the vodka he is
keeping in the air conditioning unit.

[Elizabeth]
Who thinks you
don't exist, anyway?

[Jaakko]
It seems that Finland is a
conspiracy by the Russians and
Japanese. Something to do with
fishing rights. And all the
governments of the world are
helping to cover it up.

[Panel 3]
[Elizabeth]
Helsinki?

[Jaakko]
In eastern Sweden.

[Elizabeth]
The town you
grew up in?

[Jaakko]
West Russia.

[Elizabeth]
GPS?

[Jaakko]
Spoofed.

[Panel 4]
[Elizabeth]
Hang on, you have family there.
Would they really all go along
with something like this?

[Jaakko]
Well, if they thought
it was funny…

[Elizabeth]
I think I'll join you in
Nils's vodka cupboard.



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