Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20170910


	Archive 20170910
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		Bell
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Bell, have you seen...?

[Bell]
Can't stop, have to
clean ALL THE THINGS.

[Nils]
I thought that was in the pub.

[Bell]
Kate's coming to visit.

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Er, should I know who that is?

[Bell]
Cousin. Married. Kids.
White-gloves houseproud.

So I know she's going
to find fault with
something, but I'm going
to make her work for it.

[Panel 3]
[Bell]
Oi, you lot, hop it!

[Slaughterbot]
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[textcolour SteelBlue4]
[font Amelia_BT.ttf]
What is this?
Have we not loved you?

[NewSlaughterbot]
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[textcolour IndianRed4]
[font Amelia_BT.ttf]
Have we not cared for you?

[Slaughterbot]
Have we not shared and
enjoyed with you?

[Bell]
Those things just
don't clean up
to Her standards.

[Panel 4]
[Nils]
I was going to say, have
you seen my good camera,
because Jaakko's borrowed a
pressure washer and wants
to play with it on video?

[Bell]
Oooooooooooooh.

[Nils]
They wouldn't sell
us flood insurance,
you know. Too close
to the river.

[Bell]
It'll be fine. I just need
the kitchen to SPARKLE.