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[Panel 1]
[Caption]
[style rect]
The stockings were hung by the
chimney with care, / In hopes that
St. Nicholas soon would be there;

[Nils]
Mantraps, more like it.
I'll show Jaakko if he
tries to get in tonight.

[Bell]
Don't you think prowling
vacuum cleaners of
death will be enough?

[Slaughterbot]
[size 11.5]
[textcolour SteelBlue4]
[font Amelia_BT.ttf]
By your command.

[New Slaughterbot]
[size 11.5]
[textcolour IndianRed4]
[font Amelia_BT.ttf]
Exterminate.

[Panel 2]
[Caption]
When out on the lawn there arose
such a clatter, / I sprang from the
bed to see what was the matter.

# leaning over to window
[Nils]
Oi! Keep off my
braaistand!
I'll HAVE you!

[Bell]
Is that a wise
approach to take
to a supernatural
visitation?

[Nils]
Supernatural visitations
don't wear Man United hats.

[Panel 3]
[Caption]
When, what to my wondering eyes
should appear, / But a miniature
sleigh, and eight tiny rein-deer,

[Nils]
Ooh, I bet I could
3d-print them.

[Bell]
Eep?

[Elizabeth]
Heimdall, strike down this invader!

[Panel 4]
[Caption]
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team
gave a whistle, / And away they all
flew like the down of a thistle;

[Bell]
I do NOT APPROVE.

[Elizabeth]
Are you sure we
haven't been drinking
Steve's punch?

[Nils]
Jaakko's behind this somehow.
I just don't know how yet.



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