Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20161030


	Archive 20161030
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		Bell
		New Slaughterbot
		Nils
		Slaughterbot

[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Good news, everybody!

[Bell]
Do I need my tin hat?

[Nils]
I have bought a
new slaughterbot!

[Bell]
Why?

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Because I was getting fed
up pulling hair out of the
brushes of the old one.

[Bell]
Well, that's fair.

What are you going to do
with the old one, then?

[Nils]
Probably the Old Robots' Home.

[Panel 3]
[Bell]
They SEEM to be
getting on all right.

[Nils]
They're not
dogs, you know!

[Bell]
They LOOK as if they're
communicating. Look,
they've each chosen a
side of the room to clean.

[Nils]
I wonder what they're saying...

[Panel 4]
[NewSlaughterbot]
[size 11.5]
[textcolour IndianRed4]
[font Amelia_BT.ttf]
Clean. Clean clean clean.

[Slaughterbot]
[size 11.5]
[textcolour SteelBlue4]
[font Amelia_BT.ttf]
Kill all humans.

[NewSlaughterbot]
Kill all humans ≠ clean

[Slaughterbot]
Humans ≠ clean

Kill all humans ∈ clean

[NewSlaughterbot]
I am intrigued by your ideas and
wish to subscribe to your newsletter.