Laager and Limehouse - Archive 20220130


	Archive 20220130
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		Bell
		Nils

[Panel 1]
[Nils]
Teeheehee.

[Bell]
Go on, what Is
Alive this time?

[Nils]
Oh, nothing.

[Bell]
Why don't I trust you?

[Panel 2]
[Nils]
Experience?

Anyway, I just
wrote quicksort.

[Bell]
…all right?

[Panel 3]
[Nils]
Tony Hoare's efficient
sorting algorithm from 1959.

[Bell]
So I'm guessing people
have written it before?

[Nils]
But I wrote it in PostScript.

[Panel 4]
[Bell]
So… that… your printer
can now sort things?

[Nils]
Why climb Everest? Why
dive the Marianas Trench?
Because it's there!

[Bell]
We'd better sort this plague
soon so that you can start going
to gaming conventions again.