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[Panel 1]
# Bell and Steve are behind the bar
[Alan]
Could you ask them to
keep the hammering down?

We're trying to listen
to the band over here.

[Bell]
Yeah, sorry. OI, YOU LOT!
KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!

[Alan]
How do you manage to get
them to work evenings anyway?

[Bell]
Work? No, for ME that would be
work -- for that lot, it's play.


[Panel 2]
[Alan]
They refurbish pubs
for fun? Yeahright.

I could use builders who
don't want paying.

[Steve]
So could we, mate.

That's not builders.

That's the Lesbian
Carpenters' Collective,
upstairs.

[Alan]
Get on -- you're kidding me!


[Panel 3]
[Steve]
No, straight up.
They meet most
Thursdays.

[Bell]
Would you rather
he said it was the
Marmite Street
Theatre Upstairs?

[Alan]
So what are they
DOING up there?

[Steve]
I dunno. Showing each other
new sorts of mortice joints
or something, I expect.


[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Anyhow, it used to be worse.
At least Steve's told them
now: no power tools.

[Steve]
They try it on
every time, even so.

[Bell]
Hey, Steve, remember
that time one of
them smuggled in an
electric screwdriver?

[Steve]
I still can't think where
she had it stowed....

[Bell]
If you can't work it
out by now then I'M
not going to tell you.



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