[Panel 1]
# Bell and Steve are behind the bar
[Alan]
Could you ask them to
keep the hammering down?
We're trying to listen
to the band over here.
[Bell]
Yeah, sorry. OI, YOU LOT!
KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!
[Alan]
How do you manage to get
them to work evenings anyway?
[Bell]
Work? No, for ME that would be
work -- for that lot, it's play.
[Panel 2]
[Alan]
They refurbish pubs
for fun? Yeahright.
I could use builders who
don't want paying.
[Steve]
So could we, mate.
That's not builders.
That's the Lesbian
Carpenters' Collective,
upstairs.
[Alan]
Get on -- you're kidding me!
[Panel 3]
[Steve]
No, straight up.
They meet most
Thursdays.
[Bell]
Would you rather
he said it was the
Marmite Street
Theatre Upstairs?
[Alan]
So what are they
DOING up there?
[Steve]
I dunno. Showing each other
new sorts of mortice joints
or something, I expect.
[Panel 4]
[Bell]
Anyhow, it used to be worse.
At least Steve's told them
now: no power tools.
[Steve]
They try it on
every time, even so.
[Bell]
Hey, Steve, remember
that time one of
them smuggled in an
electric screwdriver?
[Steve]
I still can't think where
she had it stowed....
[Bell]
If you can't work it
out by now then I'M
not going to tell you.
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