What do you mean, we're
going to be evicted?
MegaGloboBank finally noticed
they had my mortgage on the
employees-only scheme. And they
reckon they can save some cash...
You need an expert. Steve,
who's good on mortgages?
Oi, Alan! Over 'ere!
...so that's the way it is.
No problem. There are places like
Northern Rock desperate to look as
if they can still do business, so
I'll pay off your current mortgage
with a new loan from one of them.
Should save you a few quid, too.
Just not MegaGloboBank, eh?
Never let the left hand know what
the right hand's foreclosing on?
Would it help if I took out a loan as a
small company in the Dominion of Melchizedek?
Why on earth would a small company in
Melchizedek want to rent a room from me?
I don't know.... Might be
useful to have a London base.
Probably for a tax fiddle. That's
what those companies are for, right?
Mind you, they are about the only
sort of company that can REALLY
raise a loan easily these days....
Even with assets deemed
at zero value for collateral
in a fire sale....
Bell, I didn't realise!
ARE you a small company in the
Dominion of Melchizedek?
Oh, aren't we all, these days?
I dunno -- it doesn't have
quite the same ring as "We
are all foreign students".
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